bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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