yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
she smelled like a LAN party
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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