Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
should my penis look like a turkey
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
