We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
We had sex on a dog bed..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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