If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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