Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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