Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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