Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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