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Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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