they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I need water and some morals
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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