just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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