But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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