Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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