i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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