yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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