I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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