Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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