Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We got so high we made milksteak
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize