well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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