it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
they're like a gay fantastic four
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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