Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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