So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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