At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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