She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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