I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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