so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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