very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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