If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I need moral support for this bender
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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