so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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