its not stalking. its research.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Randomize
