She said her name was "party"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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