Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
