Nicole vs. Life
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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