ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Come share oat with me in your robe
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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