? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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