marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I got chris browned last night
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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