Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
