Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Life is so much better after having sex.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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