I must be too annoying 4 u.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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