"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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