She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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