It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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