so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
