Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
you will always have a special place in my vag
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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