Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Randomize
