I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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