I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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