You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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