you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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