i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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