i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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