Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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