think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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