We're facebook friends in real life
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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