why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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